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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description/><title>Off-Topic</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @johnaugust)</generator><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Bert and Ernie hype it up. (via Monoscope)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/21OH0wlkfbc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bert and Ernie hype it up. &lt;a href="http://www.monoscope.com/2008/07/because_it_feels_like_a_friday.html"&gt;(via Monoscope)&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42763901</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42763901</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:40:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Jesus is like sticking two forks in your pickle and plugging it...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7JYIJPjpCFc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7JYIJPjpCFc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jesus is like sticking two forks in your pickle and plugging it in.  There will be a nice glow, but stuff will ooze from your orifices. &lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/18/man-electrocutes-pic.html"&gt;(via Boing Boing)
&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42740458</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42740458</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:49:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>‘No Values Voters’ Looking To Support Most Evil...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/82644/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NO_VALUES_VOTERS_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=%27No%20Values%20Voters%27%20Looking%20To%20Support%20Most%20Evil%20Candidate"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;‘No Values Voters’ Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate. (From &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to"&gt;The Onion.&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42513305</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42513305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:53:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Global Rich List</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.globalrichlist.com/"&gt;Global Rich List&lt;/a&gt;: Enter your annual income, and it will compare it worldwide. Don’t let the MacPaint graphics skeeve you too much.  (Is bitmapped the new analog?) &lt;a href="http://bigcontrarian.com"&gt;via Big Contrarian&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42499004</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42499004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:07:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Don Hertzfeldt - Billy’s Balloon (via Mark Banker)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fpc5vgi9zbM&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fpc5vgi9zbM&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Don Hertzfeldt - Billy’s Balloon (via Mark Banker)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42496886</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42496886</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:49:42 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Miles per Gallon vs. Gallons per Mile</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.bunniestudios.com/blog/?p=257"&gt;Miles per Gallon vs. Gallons per Mile&lt;/a&gt;: Nice look at why replacing the least-efficient cars is such a priority. My only quibble is that the thought experiment doesn’t explain why the guy driving the 18 MPG car can’t buy the 50 MPG car.  “Utility constraints” is a little vague.</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42486994</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42486994</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:05:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Radiohead's House of Cards</title><description>&lt;a href="http://code.google.com/creative/radiohead/"&gt;Radiohead's House of Cards&lt;/a&gt;: Recorded without lights or cameras with a 3D laser process. Make sure to watch the making-of.</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42413675</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42413675</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:26:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Mommy Time. We can get a Luna Bar, and split it!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Bo0ZC7F6co&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Bo0ZC7F6co&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mommy Time. We can get a Luna Bar, and split it!</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42380570</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42380570</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:44:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Right to Death. (Lonely Corn Muffin, Episode 1)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-TZYXCAVbfk&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-TZYXCAVbfk&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Right to Death. (Lonely Corn Muffin, Episode 1)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42280787</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42280787</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:34:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>These Colors Don’t Run. (Lonely Corn Muffin, episode 2.)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZvbmPGsAig&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZvbmPGsAig&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;These Colors Don’t Run. (Lonely Corn Muffin, episode 2.)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42280739</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42280739</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:33:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Oil moves to the highest bidder. Fleets of tankers carry it across oceans day and night. […]..."</title><description>“Oil moves to the highest bidder. Fleets of tankers carry it across oceans day and night. […] Electricity can be transported only over land. In other words, it is “sticky”: it stays in the continent where it is produced.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.american.com/archive/2008/july-august-magazine-contents/our-electric-future"&gt;Andy Grove in The American&lt;/a&gt;. Not as much new information as an interesting perspective, arguing the advantages of moving to an electric economy independent of the environmental reasons. By his reasoning, almost any way we can make electricity is worth it if it replaces petroleum.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42240836</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/42240836</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:00:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Unnessary Censorship, from Jimmy Kimmel. (via Kottke)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qc6w4SzIUN0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qc6w4SzIUN0&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Unnessary Censorship, from Jimmy Kimmel. (via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org"&gt;Kottke&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41965888</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41965888</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:19:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Least-Recommended Toilet-Training Books For Children</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tMVZcG96lb9wpyg6ZrW4xRL6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36906"&gt;Least-Recommended Toilet-Training Books For Children&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41843022</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41843022</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:37:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Shazam on iPhone could change music discovery</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-13526_3-9988219-27.html?hhTest=1&amp;part=rss&amp;subj=news&amp;tag=2547-1_3-0-5"&gt;Shazam on iPhone could change music discovery&lt;/a&gt;: It really does work well, and the ability to buy a song immediately through iTunes is what puts it over the top.</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41819018</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41819018</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:15:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>It's called epMotion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.eppendorf.com/int/hawkpopup.php?contentid=13"&gt;It's called epMotion&lt;/a&gt;: And it’s for the ladies. (via &lt;a href="http://www.bigcontrarian.com/2008/07/09/cause-you-deserve-something-great/"&gt;BIg Contrarian&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41807111</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41807111</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:04:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m Not Here to Make Friends. (via Midseason...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w536Alnon24&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w536Alnon24&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m Not Here to Make Friends. (via &lt;a href="http://www.midseasonreplacements.com/wp/?p=8394"&gt;Midseason Replacements&lt;/a&gt;.)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41524072</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41524072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:33:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Showbiz Pizza's robot band cameo in MGMT's Electric Feel video</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lfarm.tumblr.com/post/38006054/showbiz-pizzas-robot-band-cameo-in-mgmts-electric"&gt;lfarm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;If you’re a kid from the 80’s and lived in a region where Showbiz Pizza reigned over competitor Chuck E. Cheese you probably remember the animatronic band that played while you ate pizza. It turns out they have a name — &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rock-afire_Explosion"&gt;The Rock-afire Explosion&lt;/a&gt; and they make an amazing comeback in &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtUI5MC9tVM"&gt;MGMT’s &lt;i&gt;Electric Feel&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; video after a nearly two decade long hiatus. &lt;a href="http://www.showbizpizza.com/rae/index.html"&gt;More on Rock-afire here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hi-res video here: &lt;a href="http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov"&gt;&lt;a href="http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov"&gt;http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://court13.com/electricfeel.mov"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/2569778683_fc5d710db7.jpg" alt="rockafire explosion showbiz pizza MGMT electric feel"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://wtfispantone.com/"&gt;imkevin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Love the MGMT video. AND Showbiz Pizza.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41365331</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41365331</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:43:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins on the subway (via Laughing Squid)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="326" data="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1014157" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" id="revver101415712154620097343869"&gt;&lt;param name="Movie" value="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1014157" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="allowFullScreen=true" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.swf?mediaId=1014157" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="allowFullScreen=true" allowfullscreen="true" height="326" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Twins on the subway (via &lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/identical-twins-create-human-mirror-on-nyc-subway-car/"&gt;Laughing Squid&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41362361</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/41362361</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:16:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Des Moines International Airport official website</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dsmairport.com/"&gt;Des Moines International Airport official website&lt;/a&gt;: Quite possible the worst airport website in America. Just shamefully bad. A checklist of things not to do.</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/40919823</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/40919823</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:10:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Question of Global Warming</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nybooks.com/articles/21494"&gt;The Question of Global Warming&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Freeman Dyson reviews William Nordaus’s book and offers a lot of smart thinking of his own.&lt;/p&gt;

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  &lt;p&gt;After we have mastered biotechnology, the rules of the climate game will be radically changed. In a world economy based on biotechnology, some low-cost and environmentally benign backstop to carbon emissions is likely to become a reality.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/40748334</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/40748334</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:39:26 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
