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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Links and opinions from John August.</description><title>Off-Topic</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @johnaugust)</generator><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Haley Joel Osmont on Walker, Texas Ranger.  How can something so...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SJ5w4MkFofc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SJ5w4MkFofc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haley Joel Osmont on Walker, Texas Ranger.  How can something so lame be so satisfying? (via Malcolm Spellman)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/249832548</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/249832548</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:06:21 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Atlas Visual Layout Editor for Cappuccino</title><description>&lt;a href="http://280atlas.com/what.php"&gt;Atlas Visual Layout Editor for Cappuccino&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Looks incredibly slick, like a web version of Interface Builder.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/248589411</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/248589411</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:49:51 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>10 Random Things I Believe</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Human beings will never leave the solar system.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
By “human beings,” I mean squishy organic lifeforms like you and me. Will some form of humanity make it to another planet?  Sure, because…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Digital versions of consciousness will come sooner than we think.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
And with them, the distinctions between dead and alive, “you” and “I”, being and knowing will seem quaint and charming.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Conspiracy theories are preposterous.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
They almost always fail the Occam’s Razor test — which, ironically, they often invoke. Yet they persist as sticky memes, because…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. We want to believe the world has a narrative. But it doesn’t.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
The world is so complex, we try to discern plots and heroes and villains.  But they’re illusions.  History is simply a story. So is “now.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. There is almost certainly extraterrestrial life.  We’re just not interesting enough to merit attention.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
ET hasn’t come to visit because there’s nothing here he needs or wants, just as we don’t visit every termite hill in the Amazon.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Population will plummet.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
With or without a super-plague, the global birth rate will fall a lot faster than expected. Obviously, there are pros and cons to this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Theatrical movies will be viable for at least 15 more years.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
As long as teenagers want to get out of their parents’ house, movie theaters will endure.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. A transformative energy breakthrough will happen, changing everything.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
It won’t be switchgrass, or better solar cells, but something we’re not even considering.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. High-speed rail will become common in the U.S.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
LA to NYC will still be a flight, but traveling anywhere in your time zone will be by train.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. Madonna will never die.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
Some combination of science and branding will make her the first everlasting celebrity.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/243051534</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/243051534</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:30:00 -0800</pubDate><category>future</category><category>space</category><category>madonna</category><category>aliens</category></item><item><title>Scrippet FieldFrame add-on for ExpressionEngine</title><description>&lt;a href="http://devot-ee.com/add-ons/extensions/scrippet-fieldframe/"&gt;Scrippet FieldFrame add-on for ExpressionEngine&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A more sophisticated way to add Scrippets to your EE site. As a WordPress guy, some of this went &lt;em&gt;whoooosh&lt;/em&gt; over my head.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/242909194</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/242909194</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:41:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Play Piano like Phillip Glass (via Kottke).</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nNiOqa1nWgI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nNiOqa1nWgI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How to Play Piano like Phillip Glass (via &lt;a href="http://kottke.org"&gt;Kottke&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/241621622</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/241621622</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:10:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>If I'm So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do?utm_source=onion_rss_daily"&gt;If I'm So Crazy, Then Why Do People Keep Having Sex With Me?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Oh, Onion. Please never change.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/232003556</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/232003556</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:29:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Elizabeth Mitchell, 'Lost' producers talk about Juliet's fate</title><description>&lt;a href="http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/11/02/elizabeth-mitchell-lost-producers-talk-about-juliets-fate/"&gt;Elizabeth Mitchell, 'Lost' producers talk about Juliet's fate&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Nice extended bit on EW.com.  I loved Juliet.  Loooooved.  I could watch her boil water. But drama is hurting the people you love, so I’m fine having her gone before the last season.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Plus, she’s still alive in flashbacks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/231194984</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/231194984</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:05:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hecq Vs Exillion - Spheres Of Fury (on Vimeo)

Overclocking the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7199178&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7199178&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7199178&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hecq Vs Exillion - Spheres Of Fury (on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/7199178"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Overclocking the Canon 7D allows for some excellent slow-mo. Great editing and music sell it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/230866515</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/230866515</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:40:56 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Golden Age of Video  (Ricardo Autobahn) :: we came, we saw,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ne1JKI_PnoQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ne1JKI_PnoQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Golden Age of Video  (Ricardo Autobahn) :: we came, we saw, we kicked its ass. (via &lt;a href="http://zefrank.com"&gt;zefrank&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/227321280</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/227321280</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:51:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Whether it’s ultimately wise to expand the right to assemble in private to a national right to..."</title><description>“Whether it’s ultimately wise to expand the right to assemble in private to a national right to petition state governments anonymously is not an easy question. Serious legal scholars are divided on the question of whether such petitions are a quasi-legislative act — where there’s an imperative toward openness — or a form of political speech, entitled to full 1st Amendment protections, including privacy. Both are true.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-rutten28-2009oct28,0,6154824.column"&gt;Prop. 8 cuts both ways&lt;/a&gt;, by Tim Rutten in the LA Times.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/227003979</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/227003979</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:28:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>His Backyard
Lovely test footage from the Canon 7D by Jeremy...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7289548&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7289548&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7289548&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;His Backyard
Lovely test footage from the Canon 7D by Jeremy Jensen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/225152497</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/225152497</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:24:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>New Trailer For The Prisoner (2009)

Looks great. This property...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s8VZs7aLJCo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s8VZs7aLJCo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New Trailer For The Prisoner (2009)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Looks great. This property has a difficulty factor of nine, so who knows how it will actually turn out. But I’ll definitely watch the first episode.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/224020409</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/224020409</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:26:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>How does Shazam work its magic?&#13;
        </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2232914/pagenum/all/#p2"&gt;How does Shazam work its magic?&#13;
        &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Slate magazine on how Shazam manages to identify so many songs so well. (via &lt;a href="http://hitormiss.org/2009/10/22/how-does-the-music-identifying-app-shazam-work-its-magic/"&gt;Hit-or-Miss&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/224007623</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/224007623</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:07:58 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Sell Seeds, Get Laid.

via Cracked.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxgbsvpYG1qz6fy2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sell Seeds, Get Laid.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sb29-ad02.jpg"&gt;Cracked.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/220149563</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/220149563</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:52:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Raphaël</title><description>&lt;a href="http://raphaeljs.com/"&gt;Raphaël&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Small, tidy JavaScript Library for useful vector graphic effects.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/217346916</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/217346916</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:35:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Deleted scene from The Office, featuring Erin, the...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4ad8c7f5f69d4fb2/4741e3c5156499a7/7773f28/-cpid/205e15e240a59426" id="W4727a250e66f97234ad8c7f5f69d4fb2" width="400" height="294"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4ad8c7f5f69d4fb2/4741e3c5156499a7/7773f28/-cpid/205e15e240a59426" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Deleted scene from The Office, featuring Erin, the “new” receptionist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think she’s a great character that isn’t getting enough exposure on the show. Wouldn’t be surprised if the second half of this bit makes it into a later episode.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In an earlier deleted bit, they established that she was a “miracle baby” baby born at five months, who didn’t eat solid food until she was six.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214899354</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214899354</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:26:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=2&amp;ref=space"&gt;The Collider, the Particle and a Theory About Fate&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Maybe the future is preventing the Large Hadron Collider from functioning in order to protect itself.  (Geek alert 8)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214324692</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214324692</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:48:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This may be the worst logo in use today.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkq5m80401qz6fy2o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This may be the worst logo in use today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214038069</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/214038069</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:56:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Lookwell! The unaired Adam West pilot by Conan O’Brien and...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBQ3HbB0c8Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBQ3HbB0c8Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lookwell! The unaired Adam West pilot by Conan O’Brien and Robert Smigel. How did I not know this existed before now, and how quickly can we get this live-staged?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/213148071</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/213148071</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:23:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This Party Took a Turn for the Douche by Garfunkel and Oates</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BDCPK4MiolQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BDCPK4MiolQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Party Took a Turn for the Douche by Garfunkel and Oates&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/211627848</link><guid>http://johnaugust.tumblr.com/post/211627848</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:19:49 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
